Kicking pussy

Doing nothing.

Not doing anything useful.

This Alexey was just kicking pussy all day long instead of working.

by emperor37 August 18, 2016

Pussy-mullet

When a girls pubic hair appears shaven or short from the front but when she bends over it's long and scraggly in the back.

"Man Charlene sure was Hot Stuff till she came home and had a Pussy-mullet in her panties."

by Coree Beatz February 8, 2018

Pussy Splashie

when you squirt and you continue to spank your wet vagina.

hey, have you ever squirted before? Ya, you should try a pussy splashie!

by joleeene January 19, 2017

There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

by Telephony January 19, 2017

Pussy Sheild

A pussy sheild is the equivalent to a cock block for guys.

Goddammit mom you're such a pussy sheild!!!

Caroline was expecting willam to pound her poon but Margaret was a pussy sheild.

by Carosuckedwilliam February 10, 2017

Welfare Pussy

Your friend who feels bad for you on your birthday throws you some pussy to make you feel better/ lift up your spirits.

**scholars only**

"I was down bad on my 21st birthday, but Angela threw me some welfare pussy- so that day wasn't a complete bust."

- brought to you by Angelarius

by TheLegend, Spivey November 21, 2020

Pussy Enthusiast

Someone who knows everything there is to know about a woman’s vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is “How to fit your dick into a vagina,” so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.

Hopper: Eleven, you know how I’m studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: I’m pregnant.
Mike: But we haven’t even had sex yet!

Eleven: It’s not yours, goodbye Mike.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021