A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.
Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
Get the Old pornmug. Examples:
The Holiday
It’s Complicated
Valentine’s Day
He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You
You get the idea
The Holiday
It’s Complicated
Valentine’s Day
He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You
You get the idea
Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!
by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020
Get the Karen Pornmug. Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023
Get the florida pornmug. when six guys are together violently jerking each other off in a line but the sixth guy is behind the third man fucking him in the ass
by fagtard69 August 31, 2017
Get the lineman pornmug. You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!
by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013
Get the Cracker Pornmug. Riot porn: the addictive and time consuming behavior of those glued to their tv’s late into the early hours of the morning watching riot coverage because they can’t peel themselves away from the video footage.
by Little donkey June 1, 2020
Get the Riot pornmug. Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019
Get the Paper pornmug.