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Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011
mugGet the Poo Minstrelsmug.

poo pellet

Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
Mum I had little poo pellets when I when to the toilet to day
by Colleens corner July 26, 2017
mugGet the poo pelletmug.

Poo Boo

Term of endearment for your significant other who has bowel issues leading to embarrassing or uncomfortable moments.
- Last night my "Poo Boo" literally shit the bed.
- Tag your "Poo Boo" referenced in the comments of Diarrhea or similar meme.
by Stinky&TheJew December 30, 2019
mugGet the Poo Boomug.

Jackie poo

Blond, short, mole on face, dates 12 year olds, hates mumble rappers, married to me in minecraft, wears only ripndip and other expensive clothes. Moves t ok hampstead to not have to pay 24$. Named John but goes by Jack
by Donny do melon January 22, 2020
mugGet the Jackie poomug.

poo selfie

A poo selfie is taking a photo/selfie of the upper body while pooing ( not inappropriate just a selfie for the "shits" of it)
Person 1: hey whats up?

Person 2: Not much, pooing!!!!

Person 1: OMGGGGG you gotta send a poo selfie HAHAHA
by Michael knows December 14, 2014
mugGet the poo selfiemug.

karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."
by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011
mugGet the karma poomug.

clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.
while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe
by lion light May 3, 2014
mugGet the clog poomug.

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