Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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AB Pack

There’s layers to this.

An AB pack is the same as a HSP, different location

AB is short for Abortion, as per what a HSP looks like.

And the Pack, is the Aborted fetus.

AB Pack is the baby pack that you’re now smoking on
Tommys Mrs went down to the clinic yesterday, now she’s chilling at home smoking on that AB pack
by Kenobis4n November 29, 2022
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pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night
Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day
by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025
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Pack the Pickle

when at a restaurant, eat all the pickles that come on the side, at once
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 July 11, 2023
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Pack the Pickle

when at a restaurant, eat all the pickles that come on the side, at once
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
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nose pack

Hey bro did you got a nose pack?
by LilDickGang4U January 23, 2018
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Finny-pack

Noun. Describing a Fanny-pack or bum-bag style item, usually worn by a large or inanimate object. Slightly uncooler than the retro Fanny-pack fashions of the early 1990's, the Finny-pack is more of an object of ridicule.
No, don't be silly. Clearly that is a finny-pack.... he's blocking the sun for god's sake!
by juanamac June 14, 2011
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