Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

penis in ass

its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus

"I put me penis in ass lastnight"

by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Penis pills

A pill to make yo dick shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019

Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019

penis extender

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.

Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!

by curry_indian November 21, 2019

Penis grabber

At when you grab a penis

Brandon is a penis grabber

by Thicc papa 101 November 7, 2019