To be a scene kid, you MUST:
1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face
2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)
3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!
4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!
5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.
6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.
7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.
8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face
2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)
3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!
4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!
5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.
6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.
7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.
8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID
Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG
Douchebags...
Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG
Douchebags...
by LittleMissSarcasm April 25, 2010
Get the scene kidmug. fruity gay version of emo. made for people who think emo is cool, but thinks black and gray doesn't go with their eyes.
Posers and Fags.
Posers and Fags.
Emo girl: oh, im so sad and emo all the time...i want to die.
Scene girl: haha, lamoooo im scene and im sooo cool, cunt. a rainbow barfed all over my short choppy hair and i stole this bow from my 2 month old sister. All this fruity eyeshadow is starting to give me pink eye, but that just makes me more hardxcore, ni99a!!!! gimme scene points, ni99a cuntt!!!
Scene girl: haha, lamoooo im scene and im sooo cool, cunt. a rainbow barfed all over my short choppy hair and i stole this bow from my 2 month old sister. All this fruity eyeshadow is starting to give me pink eye, but that just makes me more hardxcore, ni99a!!!! gimme scene points, ni99a cuntt!!!
by Alexis Hopefully Parker April 3, 2011
Get the Scenemug. Scene is as a term used to describe an intense or crazy situation one has taken part in and or witnessed. Using this word can convey the message of chaos without having to describe exactly what happened.
by SneakyT2004 August 9, 2022
Get the Scenemug. im so scene
by katylinscenequeen February 24, 2010
Get the scenemug. A "Scene" kid is someone who is emo, but not depressed and into cutting themselves. They DON'T call themselfs scene, or else their poser. A typical scene boy is like this:
Hair-Long, choppy, usually covoring their eye(s). Some add color to it, some dont, it's their choice.
Clothes-Slim-fit band tees, skate shirts, V-necks, skinny jeans, usually black or a dark blue, but sometimes they can be bright colored or even zebra striped. Hats are sometimes worn, but your hair still needs to be in your face, your considered a "Skater" Skate shoes and/or converse are good.
Music-Unlike the myth that they listen to screamo, thats not true. Yes many of them do, but alot listen to "Techno Screamo" and some listen to rock bands like Iron Maiden and Led Zeppelin.
A typical scene girl is like this:
Hair-Long, obviously, not many girls have short hair. It's normally colored, and teased, aka poofy. They add bright colored headbands to their outfits too.
Clothes-Same as a guy, excpet they'll wear cute shirts like a "Whats your beef" shirt with a plate of food with faces on it. They also wear skirts, and flats as well as converse and skate shoes.
Music-Same as a guy
Hair-Long, choppy, usually covoring their eye(s). Some add color to it, some dont, it's their choice.
Clothes-Slim-fit band tees, skate shirts, V-necks, skinny jeans, usually black or a dark blue, but sometimes they can be bright colored or even zebra striped. Hats are sometimes worn, but your hair still needs to be in your face, your considered a "Skater" Skate shoes and/or converse are good.
Music-Unlike the myth that they listen to screamo, thats not true. Yes many of them do, but alot listen to "Techno Screamo" and some listen to rock bands like Iron Maiden and Led Zeppelin.
A typical scene girl is like this:
Hair-Long, obviously, not many girls have short hair. It's normally colored, and teased, aka poofy. They add bright colored headbands to their outfits too.
Clothes-Same as a guy, excpet they'll wear cute shirts like a "Whats your beef" shirt with a plate of food with faces on it. They also wear skirts, and flats as well as converse and skate shoes.
Music-Same as a guy
John-Look at those fags over there!
Joe-Their not fags, their scene, cant you see their tight clothes?
John-Still fags to me!!
Joe-Their not fags, their scene, cant you see their tight clothes?
John-Still fags to me!!
by MikeyyyMassacureee January 22, 2010
Get the Scenemug. Drawing inspiration from the traditional nativity scene where baby Jesus has been replaced with an orange baby Trump, complete with tiny golden diaper and a miniature red MAGA hat. Usually features the three wise men bringing gifts of Diet Coke, McDonald's, and a gift of a 747-8. Mary and Joseph are often replaced with Melania looking perpetually annoyed and some random random unsavory dictator.
The angel above the manger holds a banner reading "Make Bethlehem Great Again" and the star has been swapped out for a giant neon Trump logo. Shepherds are replaced with Secret Service agents, and instead of sheep, there's a flock of Twitter birds carrying tiny smartphones. The background of the manger is replaced with pictures depicting Trump with a clenched fist, or a sneering-mug-shot Trump.
Popular among both die-hard MAGA supporters who think it's genuinely holy, and liberals who set them up ironically for maximum holiday chaos at family dinners.
The angel above the manger holds a banner reading "Make Bethlehem Great Again" and the star has been swapped out for a giant neon Trump logo. Shepherds are replaced with Secret Service agents, and instead of sheep, there's a flock of Twitter birds carrying tiny smartphones. The background of the manger is replaced with pictures depicting Trump with a clenched fist, or a sneering-mug-shot Trump.
Popular among both die-hard MAGA supporters who think it's genuinely holy, and liberals who set them up ironically for maximum holiday chaos at family dinners.
"Grandpa set up his Trumptivity scene on the front lawn again. The HOA is having a meltdown and the neighbors won't stop taking selfies with it."
"My aunt bought a Trumptivity scene 'to trigger the libs' but honestly it just triggers everyone who has to look at baby Trump in swaddling clothes."
"The Trumptivity scene at the town square caused a three-hour city council meeting and two fistfights in the Dollar General parking lot."
"My aunt bought a Trumptivity scene 'to trigger the libs' but honestly it just triggers everyone who has to look at baby Trump in swaddling clothes."
"The Trumptivity scene at the town square caused a three-hour city council meeting and two fistfights in the Dollar General parking lot."
by Wing Lung and his Camry August 4, 2025
Get the Trumptivity Scenemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the This Is From Two Different Scenesmug.