Jesus in Milwaukee!

A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.

"You won the lottery??? Jesus in Milwaukee!"

by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009

Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.

Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!

by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009

Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.

The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.

by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009

pink jesus

a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit

"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"

by Jimmy B May 13, 2005

Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 24, 2010

Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009

Golden Jesus

A street name for heroin.

Got some golden jesus?

by DanielU3284 April 6, 2008