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wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
by Gvaldez August 3, 2009
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wet kipper

Pathetic, passive, non-aggressive person who has a fat chance of becoming courageous or forthright due to a submissive nature.

Hails from wet (something saturated with water) and kipper (Scottish fish dish)...hence, a wet kipper!
Ah, don't be such a wet kipper!
by Klaus October 19, 2004
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wet-jerk

when a man rubs his penis aginst the lips of a wet vagina and gets jerked off
there were to many people around,so instead of having sex
I put my penis in my girlfreinds pants and got her to give me a hand job at the same time and I called it the wet-jerk
by KoolGuy6677 September 14, 2009
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Wet Milty

When a very dense turd falls from your rectum with such speed and force the muddied waters splash onto your asscheeks and under the rim of the toilet.
Oh man you should probably bleach under that toilet bowl or something because i killed a whole volcano box and dropped a mad wet milty
by Dnipps October 6, 2009
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Wet Scooter

A slang term for a male and/or female person who everyone picks on and loves to be rode on. This person can also sometimes be referred to as "Mo" or "Big Mo"
Maureen is truly one big wet scooter
by jmac4791 December 27, 2007
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Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.
Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.
by Devin Lam January 11, 2008
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Wet Socking

When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
by Drsnowflash February 12, 2015
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