Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.

Wet-Pilly by Devin Lam January 11, 2008

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

Wet Pilly by E-Z-T May 13, 2010

Wet Philly 

Similar to wet willy in which one person licks one of their fingers and inserts it into the vagina in an attempt of foreplay or to create more lubrication.

girl: im all dried out
boy: let me give you a wet philly

Wet Philly by BelleAtABall August 20, 2006

Wet Philly 

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).

John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"

Wet Philly by Frocky September 15, 2015