Wet-Pilly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and one side of your face is covered in drool from you pillow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at 2 a.m. I had such a bad Wet-Pilly I had to take a shower right away.

Wet-Pilly by Devin Lam January 11, 2008

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

Wet Pilly by E-Z-T May 13, 2010

Wet Philly 

Similar to wet willy in which one person licks one of their fingers and inserts it into the vagina in an attempt of foreplay or to create more lubrication.

girl: im all dried out
boy: let me give you a wet philly

Wet Philly by BelleAtABall August 20, 2006

Wet Philly 

Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.

It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).

John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"

Wet Philly by Frocky September 15, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019