Red top

Nickname for mini bottles of Smirinoff vodka. Term was made famous by Sylvia from A&E's Intervention.

Sylvia: Hey there, can I get five of these little red tops?
Liquor Store Employee: Yes m'am.

by jurgis1234 January 7, 2012

mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.

Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!

by dildont July 12, 2017

muffin top

a physical trait particularly on a femal body

austin is wearing that whoreish top and his muffin top is flabbing out

by flavor ice July 25, 2010

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.

- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"

by calki May 7, 2007

top bolting

The action of locking the top bolt (contractor's lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst "flickin/jackin it" on your lunch break. Not doing so could result in either the awkward "OMG! YOU SAW MY JUNK!" or the always plainful blue bean/blue balls (see Blue Bean)

"Thank sweet baby Jesus i was top bolting whenever Christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!"

by Shae Baby August 5, 2008

Top Red

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team

Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team

by Plastics October 6, 2021