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squidward nose

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.
In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.
by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025
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bop you in the nose with a sea urchin

A popular word used in the North of Dublin to explain the act of hitting someone in the face out of anger
"SHUP YOU RAH OR I'LL BOP YOU IN THE NOSE WITH A SEA URCHIN" said Anto
by LIL MARCO December 1, 2016
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Max’s Nose

An Elongated nose; resembles an elephant trunk or Pinocchio like features; Titanic's sister ship
Jesus Christ, Max’s nose has been here for three days but where is Max at?
by Jdizzle Watson May 23, 2020
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Nose-hug

When somethings smells really good and it feels like you’re getting a hug for your nose
Mmm! The cinnamon flavored coffee and steamy pumpkin bread gave me such great nose-hugs.
by the nosehugger November 24, 2021
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troll nose

An alien's perspective of a penis. First publicly coined by Ryan Gosling on one of his 'Close Encounter' skits on Saturday Night Live.
"When they (the aliens) saw I was packing a troll nose, they just went right for it."
by largeststorm51 April 14, 2024
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Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.
Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.
by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020
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