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Jim Raynor Law

A law written on a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.
Matt: I'm never going ditch you on Halloween

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*Next Halloween*

Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit
by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010
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Down by Law

Phrase one uses when feeling oppressed by the current legal system.
I'd get my due but I'm down by law.
by MarsRacer May 11, 2010
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48 Laws of Pimping

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013
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Mini Ladd's Law

The longer a YouTuber plays Minceraft, the greater the likelihood of them being outed as a child groomer or pedophile.
Laura: I hear Gemma has been sexting *insert creepy youtuber*.

Karen: Ew isn't she still like 16? We used to watch him play Minecraft together like 6 years ago.
Laura: Yeah, I stopped watching because I knew "Mini Ladd's Law" would catch up with him eventually.
by Russ T. Shackleford III February 12, 2023
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Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.
I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
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karate kid law

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.
Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.
by JoeShroe February 27, 2017
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The shinobi law of numbers

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.
The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.
by Eloka December 13, 2008
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