Keep it stay

To keep something in place, or as it is

I put mousse in my hair to “keep it stay”.
I had to “keep it stay” while I was quarantined because of Covid.

-by Kate West

by PrincessSugarPlum February 6, 2025

Keep it stay

To keep something in place or as it is

I put mousse in my hair to “keep it stay”.
I had to “keep it stay” because I had Covid.

by PrincessSugarPlum February 6, 2025

Keep'n it toight

The act of (while in a masturbational trance) cupping the balls, and with the heel of the palm, pulling the skin at the base of the shaft downward to tighten the skin around the tip of the penis.

Will I get arrested for keep'n it toight in this very public park

by Weirdly-spaced-eyes February 13, 2025

Keep Swiping

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.

Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.

"bro did you two just kiss?"

"yeah we gay, keep swiping"

by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025

keep adjournal

What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.

My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!

by QuacksO April 25, 2025

Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."

PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”

by C L G May 1, 2025

Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 2, 2025