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jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.
by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021
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the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023
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Micheal Jordan

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025
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Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi
Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg
by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022
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jordans

Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome
by Shiny:Drool: April 7, 2021
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Jordan Barr

A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite
by Theman8383848 August 4, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
by Cole🎺 June 12, 2021
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