Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019

Jam

A very good looking specimen.

Synonyms include: Peng, Fit, Hot, Worldie, Sweet one

Oi nah she’s jam
Yea bro go speak to her she’s jam
Omg that guy is jam as fuck
I wouldn’t mind her on my toast, she’s JAM!

by Lucy Gang November 28, 2019

JAM

Just a mess.

"Yo this girl is a hot mess!"
"Nah bro, she's a JAM."

"A JAM?"
"Just a mess."

"Ohhh, true."

by LeaveMeASloan April 11, 2017

Ecco jams

The best boyfriend I could ever ask for, someone who I would never trade for anyone.

"Ecco jams is my baby, and he always will be"

by Angel :3 February 13, 2024

Jam

1. To play music on an instrument

2. To play live music with one or more musicians. ( i.e. band practice )

A drummer from another band called to see if I wanted jam with them to see if we were a good fit.
Do you guys want to get together and jam sometime?

by Lee Wrimmington December 6, 2022

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.

"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"

by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020