If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
by Kidnamedfinger13 January 12, 2025

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.
by happycaptain May 10, 2024

A Republican state that is a net-loss to the United States, taking more money then they give.
This is usually extremely hypocritical since these "welfare-states" are vehemently against welfare and promote "pulling yourself up by the bootstraps" as a socially accepted standard.
States dependent on federal aid:
1. Montana 46.1% - republican
2. Wyoming 44.5% - republican
3. Louisiana 43.7% - republican
4. Mississippi 43.3% - republican
5. Arizona 43.1% - republican
This is usually extremely hypocritical since these "welfare-states" are vehemently against welfare and promote "pulling yourself up by the bootstraps" as a socially accepted standard.
States dependent on federal aid:
1. Montana 46.1% - republican
2. Wyoming 44.5% - republican
3. Louisiana 43.7% - republican
4. Mississippi 43.3% - republican
5. Arizona 43.1% - republican
Damn, Texas is once again asking for federal aid, they are such a welfare-state, they can't do anything without the other state, they couldn't go independent even if they wanted to!
by Aaradorn March 5, 2024

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 8, 2023

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.
Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."
by Flare! April 13, 2020

n. A US State with anti-scientific GOP leadership causing unnecessary and preventable high Covid-19 infections, over-run hospitals, low vaccine rates, and massive death.
The US government bailouts covering $50,000 hospitalizations and $1,200 monoclonal anti-body treatments in CovRed States with code red emergencies such as Governor DeSantis's Florida, which even banned private sector companies from issuing mask mandates, constitutes a welfare benefit for the disinformed and their victims that is far more costly than "food-stamp" programs.
by Dkr. J August 29, 2021
