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noodle hair Ronaldo

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.
When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.
by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022
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Long-haired diplomacy

Sleeping with girl from a foreign country as a means to learn her native language.
After fucking that chinese girl for months, Andy now speaks perfect mandarin. Man, long-haired diplomacy is better than Rosetta Stone!
by guailo laoshi October 19, 2011
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bee’s dick hair

An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.
This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.
by mewant May 9, 2022
mugGet the bee’s dick hairmug.

Cunt hair coffee

Ever since I started going down on my girlfriend in the morning and getting some of that cunt hair coffee my production at work has gone up ten fold
by Z_bass May 24, 2017
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Bieber girl hair

Shitting on a partners head then using as shampoo.
Damn u better stfu or Bieber girl hair is in your future
by Henrydickthong42069 March 10, 2017
mugGet the Bieber girl hairmug.

Hair apparent

Noun.

1. The condition of unsightly longer, thicker, or darker than normal hairs on someone's face. Usually most obvious in an older woman.

2. A darker hair growing out of a raised mole.
Yikes, send that woman a magnifying glass and some tweezers, she is suffering from hair apparent.

Whoa, check it out. Hair apparent coming out of the mole.
by August Stockton November 30, 2011
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TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.
by tcufrog08 August 14, 2008
mugGet the TP hairmug.

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