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HOW TO REMOVE CHICKEN FROM BUTT AAAAAAHHHHH ITS FUCKING PECKING MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK IT LAYING A FUCKING EGG OOOOOHHHHH MMY GAAAAAAAWWD
by Antonon November 19, 2021
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tricky is from friday night funkin

A completely untrue statement.
5 year old: tricky is from friday night funkin

me: *kills the lil shit*
by CrungleChugger97 October 29, 2021
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Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.
Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.
by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019
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Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.
Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat
by dkalsdk November 8, 2022
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boat scene from willy wonka

the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
oh my god dude the boat scene from willy wonka is more terrifying than skydiving how did that make it into a kids movie
by modemcat September 20, 2022
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Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End
by Khihow2 May 14, 2022
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Wiping a year from my eye

A sarcastic response to an insult, implying the insult is so bad it's taken a year off your life.
"Raquel, that was so rude! I'm wiping a year from my eye"
by massivedong32 December 16, 2021
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