Floodgate

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

by juls727 September 16, 2011

flollop

An action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta.

"The matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner."

by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003

flog the bishop

to masterbate crazily

i caught Ronald flogging the bishop to gay porn.

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

Flobadob

The phrase mutterd by Bill and Ben the flowerpot men. Wish Weed was MY friend...

Ah flobadob, floboboabdaod. Flobadob.

by curt flabbs November 24, 2003

Flower

Cannabis, Marijuana

"We smoked a lot of flower last night, and got completely stoned"

by Ravenrose January 31, 2016

Flower Child

A person who respects life of all kinds, believes that there is always a better option than to use violence, and is usually pretty straight, and not very uptight.

perfect example: Kimmmy is a flower child.

by Cricket527 July 2, 2009

floorch

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.

"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"

by FactRzerO June 27, 2003