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cum-for-brains

That slut Jill is good in bed, but she's got cum-for-brains if she thinks that I'm going to marry her.
by ESB43 June 6, 2018
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bread cum

by hcjamesp June 2, 2016
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cum and roke

The dyslexic spelling/pronunciation of "rum and Coke". It probably originated from a Fruedian slip from a cock hungry ho trying to order a drink.
Guy: Can I interest you in a razzberry spritzer or a fuzzy navel?
Girl: I'd take a cum and roke.
Guy: Don't you mean "rum and Coke"?
Girl: I know what I said.
by Sammy the Chihuahua February 26, 2008
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Cum dumpster

When a chick is sucking your cock and you notice insane amounts of jizz oozing out of her loose, overworked snatch. Because we are guys, we continue on face fucking her and dump the contents of our balls into said bitches gut.
Dude, really. Your mom is a filthy slut. I mean, she sucks a good dick and all but holy shit she's a total cum dumpster. How many guys do you think she fucked already today? I'm guessing by the amount of jizz i saw seeping out of her loose flappy twat and asshole, that she's been with 8 or 9 guys already today. Have a talk with her will ya?
by Dick driller July 24, 2010
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cum man

A person looking like Pit Bull, and someone that is somewhat famous on the Twitter social media platform. "cum men" are known for simping heavily on the website and other platforms. "cum man" can also be used as a term to describe a man who lives, breathes, and prays cum while also enjoying the finer things in life and working hard.
Did you see Max over there? I heard he's a real cum man.
A cum man, huh? I could see that. No doubt that he pulls his weight around here, though.
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Looks like Max is commenting on some e-girl pictures again... he's such a cum man.
by alkruhn March 24, 2020
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Suicide Cum

When you're pounding it really hard, and as soon as you cum, you immediately take out a gun and blast your brains against the wall.
"Did you hear John Suicide cummed into Marisa yesterday?"
"Yeah, Marisa is such a dirty slut"
by jamesfelicia April 26, 2015
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cum harvester

One who harvests ejaculate fluid.
dude 1: LOL man ur gay!!1
dude 2: Go harvest some ejaculate fluid, you fuckin' cum harvester.
by Arejay April 11, 2005
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