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Captain Obvious

when a person states something that is apparent, or restates something that has already been said
(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015
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Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt
Captain America, are you flirting with me?
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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full captain

When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.
Man, when you sang to that chick in the bar, you went FULL CAPTAIN!
by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016
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Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.
by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019
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Rap captain

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.
So this rap captain was in a sauna with some finnish dudes...
by Orim July 20, 2025
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