(after your girlfriend slashes your tires)...
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
Person A: FML....every tire is flat
Person B: Brah...your girl is really pissed!!
Person B: No shit!...thanks Captain Obvious
by NYGaluv4eva May 11, 2015

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.
by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better
by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.
by Orim July 20, 2025
