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ritalin brain

noun: a term for the state of the brain of someone who has been taking ADHD medication for years to the point where it's damaged their brain, especially their ability to experience life. People affected by ritalin brain have a hard time feeling strong feelings and are more susceptible to depressive episodes and often feel as if their perception of reality is more dulled.
Joe: Bro are you ok? You seem quiet lately.
Thomas: I got ritalin brain, reality just feels dull to me now. Parents put me on meds in second grade.
by penilepancakes November 17, 2020
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Baby brain

When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable
Hey what did you do today.

Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain
by Te-realiest November 20, 2020
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molecule brain

When you've made a mistake that's so easy to not make it, but you still do it, like misspelling brain to brian.

Also is used by peers / friends through gaming sessions when you've doone something stupid.
You have such a molecule brain!
Fuck, I feel like i got a molecule brain.
by SmallChames November 25, 2020
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Small Brain

When taken almost literally, it means someone is unintelligent or unequipped to talk to a specific person or about a subject. Although it has ironic connotations to mean that the interlocutor or the person they are speaking with is on another level/wavelength.
Compared to my friend, big brain Bojack, who is simultaneously discussing Kant's Deontology and Quantum Mechanical superposition, I have a small brain.
by Jorolb November 30, 2020
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pigeon brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain refers to the proud owner of a cerebrum of that size.
"Did you see the Sean Hannity segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know, the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"
by Omlax October 27, 2020
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Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022
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Getting brained

After I ate the cookie, I was getting brained sitting on my couch
by All Original January 30, 2022
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