gargling his bacon

Gargling his bacon or Gargling bacon is a euphemism for dick sucking popularized by the band ninja sex party's song "accept my shaft"

Susan stopped making out out with Johhny andwent down and started gargling his bacon

by Kelpsye June 7, 2016

bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)

Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!

by Bacon Jar February 7, 2018

rashers of bacon

Partitive expresion and idiom which means portions of bacon. As easy as that, you can also use it with eggs

How many rashers of bacon would you like with your breakfast?

by StreetMutt May 6, 2015

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021

Bacon RPG

A roblox game where people oil up eachother most of time. Also you apparently kill bacons but never seen them past uni 5.

Hop on Bacon RPG

by Osage_ August 15, 2025

Bacon

Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.

Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon

by RTNTN July 4, 2017