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Turkey bacon

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang
by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024
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bacon flinching

Bacon flinching, when you take a piece of bacon tie a string to it and give it to your girlfriend to swallow. While having sex just before your about to cum, you yank out the bacon, causing your girlfriend to wretch, which will also make her tighten up making your orgasms so much stronger.
Babe I am horny shall we try some Bacon Flinching tonight?
by Bacon Flinching January 6, 2018
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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.
by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016
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Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.
I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.
by seanferd October 19, 2008
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Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet
Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025
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Shake Your Bacon

by Nina Hara November 23, 2020
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Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
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