the Celtic trad band

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit single “Hornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro

Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️

by Joe_is_lovely15 February 9, 2024

buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.

by gnostic3 December 5, 2022

half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd

Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick

by WormSoul December 13, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

Band mid

Autocorrect made me do this.

nO gOoGLe, BanD KiD nOt BaNd MiD

by bandmids April 22, 2023

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023