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Japanese Haunted Woods

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020
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Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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Become a wood

Become a wood is a slang used during beef or any conflict it's like basically saying dont talk shit before you become a wood,its just another way of saying if he touch me he gon be a pack for example. Tooka pack,Lil Jojo pack.
Dont be talking so much shit before you become a wood

It's cool we gon catch him slippin later on ,dont worry nigga he gon be a wood I promise you
by Become a wood April 12, 2020
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The Rule of Woods

If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.
The Rule of Woods - "look!" a racist remark, scrolls down, finds a James Woods retweet.
by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020
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wood mushrooms

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith
by meisafairy February 15, 2020
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Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
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