Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

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pussy whipped

when your friend decides to go and follow his girlfriend across the country to live in a camper because he is controlled by her pussy.

Tom: Phillip, what are you doing with your life?
Phillip: I'm going to live with my girlfriend in a camper.

Tom: Man, you're so pussy whipped.

Phillip is pussy whipped.

by pussydestroyer424 October 17, 2017

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Cock whipped

a condition whereby a man's ability to respond to lovers is controlled by the opinions and actions of his "bro group."

Lex: "have you heard from Julio lately? All I get is one word responses from him and no pics since he left for tour..."
Kendall: "me too!, I had to follow him to two shows just to get him to pay attention to me."
Rachael: "ladies, he's with his "bro's before Ho's group, also known as "cock whipped."

by karpentertenenbaum October 21, 2018

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Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.

Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!

by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016

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