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Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.
Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.
by Mashshu October 17, 2018
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Turkey

Jeff: Look at that thick turkey goble goble
by WFYUtn March 20, 2023
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Watering the turkey

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017
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Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and my friend both did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer yesterday.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed
is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed
by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019
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turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
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