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touch your lunch 

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

Touchy-passy 

The act in which you grope someone's ass as they're walking past you
Thing 1: Dude I totally fondled that chicks ass as she strutted past me

Thing 2: Ooo, a touchy-passy
Touchy-passy by I'mamotherfucker October 9, 2011

touchables 

goodies, charmcasters, anything that you want to touch on the member of the opposite sex, not always easy to do so, but you still might be able to.
YOOO! I saw this thick chick and she had a pair of touchables..
touchables by sm6825/twiggle February 25, 2012
A hipster word for cool. The T is silent.
Yo Darrel, those new rims are Tküche.
Tküche by TkücheHipster January 27, 2013
When something is laughably true and can be used as a point in submissive or begrudging truce.
Socks:

"Wow, wait- that seems kind of racist, maybe I shouldn't say that in public."

Cheesy:

"Pfft- When have you ever cared about it sounding racist. (Half the things you say a really offensive jeeze)"

Socks:

Cheesy:

Socks:

Cheesy:

Socks:

"Truché."
truché by My Lost Socks November 4, 2013

touchilish 

Adj. Ultra-sensitive to being touched. Causing laughter or twitching movements by touch alone; without having to be tickled.
"Did you notice how he squirmed and laughed when she placed her hand near his armpit? He is so touchilish. "
touchilish by Gymnaschic April 29, 2014