Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.
Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"
by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009
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musky feet beat

putting a girls feet inbetween your ass cheeks and sliding up and down.
i was so high last night i totally gave this dude a musky feet beat
by quicky tit May 13, 2009
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Dead beat dad

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.
hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children
by stoniebologna November 29, 2011
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trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.
bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!
by Jbob April 27, 2003
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Beat a femboy day

Beat a Femboy day is a national holiday that comes after Femboy day, which takes place on July 20th.

Beat a Femboy day takes place on July 20th. You are allowed to beat up any femboy you see and they CANNOT fight back.
Hey bro, it's Beat a Femboy day. Lets go beat up some femboys.
by ChapterActually July 20, 2022
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beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.
Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.
by Joey J. G. October 31, 2007
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eat n beat

Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich
Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat
by Elo February 13, 2005
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