Clam Jammed

The female version of cock block

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.

by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

Clam baiting

Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.

Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag

Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro

by epaz22 February 3, 2023

Pickled clam

The female version of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking at the bar she had a wicked of a pickled clam.

by wimpothy February 19, 2023

Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.

"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"

by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025

as happy as a clam

extremely happy.

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025

Wicked Clam

When your smelly clam has a wicked aura.

“Hey, what’s that smell?” “Jeremy has his legs open, I think he has a wicked clam.” “LOL XD.”

by LesbianPeterGriffin March 31, 2025

CLAM SLAM

She slammed her vagina on the floor in a violent manner.

The woman ended her dance routine to "Obsessed" with a clam slam.

by Chaoschronicles17 June 7, 2025