by WisBadgerman December 13, 2008

Dick riding December is when a girl is going to ride ur dick. Make sure u have a girl and happy dick riding
by Anonymous5729184 October 11, 2020

by Swrock April 19, 2018

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.
Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.
by neilyboy March 5, 2008

Woman suspended crab like over the male, on top facing forwards man pounding away at woman, penis is dangerously popping out then "BANG" smashes the poofery gland unintentionally hard and abruptly ends the session woman is hurt
Janice told me phil gave her a turkish bike ride the other night she said it was like a knuckle punch to the barking spider
by Hairy ynnaf May 10, 2018

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
by aeron_chairgaryen January 11, 2023

by angery123 September 18, 2019
