Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
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Get the Ringing the bell mug.A term used in place of “what the hell”. Can also be used in place of other curse words (ex. “Bell you”, “Dumb bell”, “Holy Bell”, “Wha the belly”) Make sure to emphasize the “B”
Coworker: “I was caught trying to meet with a 12 year old boy”
Me: “Wha the bell”
Other coworker: “Wha the belly”
Me: “Wha the bell”
Other coworker: “Wha the belly”
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Get the dipper goes to taco bell mug.expression used to describe 4 girls ( 2 from the city of Brescia and the other 2 from Reggio Emilia ) . These girls are the hottest, sexiest, prettiest, cutest, and most amazing girls you'll ever meet.
They have lots of talents and for this reason they are famous and have fans all over italy, especially in Lidi Ferraresi .
you couldn't find anyone better than them !!
They have lots of talents and for this reason they are famous and have fans all over italy, especially in Lidi Ferraresi .
you couldn't find anyone better than them !!
“ why is there so much crowd in front of the chalet?”
“ surely there will be belle cozze that are taking pictures with the fans”
“ surely there will be belle cozze that are taking pictures with the fans”
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They have lots of talents and for this reason they are famous and have fans all over italy, especially in Lidi Ferraresi .
you couldn't find anyone better than them !!
They have lots of talents and for this reason they are famous and have fans all over italy, especially in Lidi Ferraresi .
you couldn't find anyone better than them !!
“ why is there so much crowd in front of the chalet?”
“ surely there will be belle cozze that are taking pictures with the fans”
“ surely there will be belle cozze that are taking pictures with the fans”
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Get the belle cozze mug.Zara-Belle is a outgoing person, but also loves to stay inside. Days when they feel down they try to hide it and do something with they're friends.
They have a loving, caring and a exotic personality. It's hard for them to fit in,but as soon as they find the right people they will stick to them and never let them go.
They also have a lot of guys after them, but as soon as they find the one they will love him, support him and will try to do whatever they can to ceep them happy. They are very annoying with an addictive personality. With beautiful dirty blonde hair, a fit and healthy body, light colored hazel eyes, rozy cheeks and a cute nose. They are athletic and love to dance, write deep poetry, photography, the beach and many more things. They're good at mostly every sport.
It's one thing to be a good hearted person and so they are, but if you ever hurt them or try to get rid of one. I'm just saying it was nice to know you.
They have a loving, caring and a exotic personality. It's hard for them to fit in,but as soon as they find the right people they will stick to them and never let them go.
They also have a lot of guys after them, but as soon as they find the one they will love him, support him and will try to do whatever they can to ceep them happy. They are very annoying with an addictive personality. With beautiful dirty blonde hair, a fit and healthy body, light colored hazel eyes, rozy cheeks and a cute nose. They are athletic and love to dance, write deep poetry, photography, the beach and many more things. They're good at mostly every sport.
It's one thing to be a good hearted person and so they are, but if you ever hurt them or try to get rid of one. I'm just saying it was nice to know you.
Zara-Belle is cute.
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