Jesus Christdragon

The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.

Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.

Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...

Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!

by Twyzted Snake April 15, 2009

Jesus in Milwaukee!

A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.

"You won the lottery??? Jesus in Milwaukee!"

by Ruby Quest February 1, 2009

Jesus Job

A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.

The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.

by Bushwhack McCoy January 4, 2009

pink jesus

a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit

"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"

by Jimmy B May 13, 2005

jesus sweat

A term used for a nigga that worships the ground the he himself walks on.

Look at this jesus sweat ass nigga Jared.

by blank space June 18, 2014

coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009