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jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.
by fmtonight. June 24, 2010
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Noorian Shock

a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality
the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010
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The Shocker

The stupid goddamn name that a couple of '14s are trying to propagate as the new term for 53 Commons, otherwise known as FoCo.
I call FoCo 'the Shocker' because I like to show my peers that I am a truly naive pubefuck.
by The Dartmooooose January 17, 2011
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Sugar Shock

I ate so much candy last night and went into a major sugar shock.
by ladybug204 September 29, 2018
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Stockholm guy

When you agree to hang out with a guy, and he ends up staying at your place for two or more days. Intercourse usually occurs.
Sue: Did you have fun with that new guy you've been seeing? I haven't heard from you in a few days.
Ann: Yea, we had lots fun ;) But he's totally one of those stockholm guys.
by cryg February 1, 2010
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shocka kru

n; a group originated in petaluma that "shocks" young girls (7,8,and 9th grades) and are very pround of it. they are not well liked at all. they smell.
by petaluma roolZ May 3, 2005
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cock shock

when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
by 7incherYEAHBUDDY May 9, 2011
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