School

ABSOLUTE HELL!

Mom: How's school?
ME: ABSOLUTE HELL!

School by urmomsogae January 28, 2019

School

hell

You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, school is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary

School by Someone who is DEAD January 31, 2019

School

Looks like hell, get treated like you are in hell and you feel like you are in hell.

Dad: how was your day son

Son: hell was horrible

Dad: wait what

Son : I meant school

School by Hello6753 February 6, 2019

School

An outdated institution that has outlived its usefulness. This institution needs to be reformed for modern day use not for 150 years ago.

School is an outdated institution that has outlived its usefulness!

School by Idk87654 February 8, 2019

School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of

Our

Lives

You: I’m bored
Student: you’re in school get used to it
Teacher: DO I HEAR TALKING!!!

School by .+*Broken*+. February 11, 2019

School

An acronym for (S) seven, (C) cruel, (H) hours, (O) of, (O) our, (L) lives

I just came back from school! It was terrible!

School by Don’tAsk5 February 12, 2019

School

A mix between propaganda, prison, and education. If you don’t go, you can get arrested. The food sucks, and you have to pay for it. I don’t see why you have to pay when they get money from taxes. Also, you are forced to go to school, so then why should you pay for something you are forced to do?

I hate school

School by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019