Quartellennium

250 years, a quarter of a millennium.

The average empire only lasts for a quartellennium.

by 01010001 May 25, 2025

quartsdleisomaticazuianismoricphobia

Fear of nonsensical words.

Person: You should try out coliaoism
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 3: Another classic example of quartsdleisomaticazuianismoricphobia.

by YUGULYKHASBYLGyvuihdijhnbKUYIL August 14, 2025

Quarpuple

A special kind of polyamorous relationship between homies that have one homie with a girlfriend. It’s important to note the girlfriend remains un-incorporated in the polyamory and merely exists as the side-piece for aforementioned third homie.

“Dude I fell so bad for Mary her boyfriends never around.” “Nah dude, she’s cool with it. She’s in a quarpuple!”

by Tumbawumba11 November 26, 2025

Quardniffering

The overly-complicated way of saying "problem" or "case."

We are gathered here today to solve the Quardniffering of Alex's death.

by Mor(e)peko November 30, 2025

Quarter Zip, Nike Tech, and Matcha Gang

A cult. A literal cult.

"Wow, look at that Quarter Zip, Nike Tech, and Matcha Gang"
"I know, right? They must be like from England or sum."

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

Quarf

When you queef and fart at the same time when having sex with your dog

My dog made me quarf the other day

by Janiejakens January 13, 2026

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011