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by just.a.person December 26, 2017

porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 13, 2020

frog porn

frog peepee go in girl frog hehe

i watched frog porn the other day and busted a nut

by PornGod June 5, 2021

orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.

That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.

by Clanktree November 17, 2017

pageant porn

Due to nature of free porn and accessibility of porn, or celebrity using porn as vehicle to stardom, or general competitiveness of the porn industry, pornstars are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is the idea where the destination of porn is heading that will eventually eclipse actual beauty pageants.

Jennifer, the high school prom queen, is now participating in the pageant porn industry.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 1, 2016

Pedal Porn

When a subject, usually a sufferer of G.A.S., spends their free time watching any number of Youtube music channels for all the gear demos and reviews they can't get their hands on. Will often be seen browsing Reverb or Ebay for deep deals to soothe their needs.

Dude, why did you buy a Metalzone?
Well, it was just too good a deal and you never know when you might need one
Quit lying. Its all that Pedal Porn. I saw you on Ola's channel checking it out. Plus I found the Phaser you were watching Andy from Reverb try out.
Okay, I like pedals but its not like I'm an addict

by Bass Man Space Man March 26, 2020