That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.
Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
by schmowo November 19, 2009
Get the Brown Pants Moment mug.When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you
ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.
by Texas-flood February 19, 2013
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Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.
Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose
Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.
Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose
by S.T.A. May 28, 2005
Get the hungry pants mug.a.someone who shit their pants in the persent or past.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.
b.something you would say to a short fat dude with a big ass.
by Gun Smoke July 15, 2009
Get the fudgy pants mug.A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.
by Zeke The Plumber October 25, 2008
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Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
by Y.A.P. May 5, 2008
Get the wearing the cool pants mug.1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
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