poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

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Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

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poo stamp

It's the act of placing one's naked ass onto someone's resting hand after using the bathroom and not wiping the behind.

that's disgusting!!! Mark gave me a POO STAMP while i was talking to Amber , now my hand smells like shit!!!.

by ChampOlight May 7, 2016

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pinga poo

The overwhelming sensation of needing to poop, once your amphetamine induced peak takes effect.

'Man, the pill has kicked in. Where's the toilet so I can do a pinga poo'.

by I Don't Care 89 July 26, 2016

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Poo tang

Eye of penis filled with shit

Oh dear i have a poo tang after slamming that ass

by Serafina86 January 31, 2018

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Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019

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