happy pants 

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation

When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk

happy pants by Boys October 17, 2003

fill your pants 

to shit your pants, but when it is not yer fault; like when I was between 3 and 8 years old, my older cousins would not allow me to use the toilet, by locking the door on me forever, and Iwould be forced to fill my pants. That would get me in trouble because I was considered too old to fill my pants...onetime at a family get together, I was left no choice but to crap in the front yard of my own house, and I got in trouble for that too...fukkin bastard cousins.

"What's that smell, Jeff did you fill your pants again ?"
"Daddy, Kim & Ricky locked me out again !"
"We did not, he filled his pants !!"

fill your pants by JeffFro November 10, 2006

period pants 

pants that the school nurse makes you where if you have period'd in your pants at school. These are usually dirty 80's white wash jeans with pleating and found in your schools lost and found box.

oh no i went period in my pants! better go see the school nurse and get some period pants.

period pants by meoby January 12, 2010

in your pants 

Phrase signifying the likeliness of the location of an object or action.

There is a nuclear wadte storage facility in your pants

in your pants by Rob B March 1, 2005

alfredo pants 

A common term that describes when someone has pooped their pants while at a fine Italian restaurant, such as the Olive Garden.

(at the Macaroni Grill)

"Where are you going?"

"I've got to use the restroom otherwise I'm going to have alfredo pants"

another common usage:

"What happened to our waiter at Mazzio's last night?"

"Dude, I think he alfredo-ed his pants"

alfredo pants by wow4now January 2, 2009

Helen Keller Pants 

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

Helen Keller Pants by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007

hot in the pants

The reaction that happens when a person see a gibson les paul.

I cannot play my gibson les paul guitar for too long or i will need new pants.

hot in the pants by n333m October 24, 2004