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California PB & J

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.
by JJtheSpartan8 December 27, 2024
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Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.
Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026
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Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.
Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
Texan PB&J Factory
by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026
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Synesta PB

Term in Destiny 2 when someone joins at the end of a raid, and still receives a personal best speedrun time. Usually means they suck too bad to get it themselves. Named after player Synesta, noted for doing this for nearly every raid.
He has a sub-30 SE? Must have been a Synesta PB
by JewMunter6969 March 2, 2025
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Not my pbj kk

Would you like a fish eye

no thanks it’s not my pbj kk “
by Sunnyctpeg January 24, 2019
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Getting a PBJ

When you get a blowjob with peanut butter smeared across your dick.
I knew that she was a feature hooker when she told me that I was Getting a PBJ!
by Arnie Grape October 16, 2019
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Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT)

A tone that some people possess where no matter what the content of the words they are saying are, they come across as being a complete bitch 100% of the time.
Me: I think I would like some Chinese food tonight.
Wife: You always want Chinese.
Me: Fine we can go where you want then.
Wife: No I’m fine with Chinese food, it just that is always what you want.
Me: I thought your were upset about, I forgot you have Permanent Bitch Tone (PBT).
by LordGodKel June 4, 2020
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