20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

Sex Ca$h Murda

Greatest rap group of this millenium. Great rappers with sick beats, check them out on Mybrowser and like the page. GrimkeyDawg, Moneyboy and Ca$h.

"You heard that new Sex Ca$h Murda?"

by ynudy August 25, 2023

Getting kids murdered

No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?

"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."

by Buhbyh January 20, 2024

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023