monkeying around

Manipulating dependent variables to change a independent variable(s) whether is produces a positive outcome or not with the sample/subject often not realizing the extent of manipulation upon variables that creates great deviancy with a person, family, or population directly as well as indirectly.
We didn't mean to create adversity or a negative outcome in someone's life, I was only monkeying around ! LOL!
by Dana0000 June 16, 2016
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monkey doorknob

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.
'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!
by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004
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Monkey Attack

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.
Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.
by The Chronic April 13, 2005
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Monkey Rag

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.
"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."
by strabble April 17, 2006
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monkey jeans

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.
I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!
by Rollin 60s n'hood CRIPS June 27, 2006
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space monkeys

a game in which the main objective is to make the other person pass out, for fun.
to play this, the person who wishes to pass out breaths into a sweatshirt or something else for 20-30 seconds to make them slightly oxygen deprived. They then hold their breath while the other player pushes their stomach hard until the oxygen deprivation causes them to pass out.
Do not attempt this without someone willing to catch you as you fall to the ground due to fainting.
guy- hey lets play space monkeys
other guy-alright sounds cool
(45 seconds later)
guy- it didnt work(as he passes out falling toward a bed)
other guy- oh shit (luckily he was there to prevent guy from breaking neck)
by kburb November 16, 2006
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brass monkey

While the exact origin of the term 'brass monkey' is unkown, it's 200-plus year usage history indicates its original meaning is related to the Kelvin Spheres that sit on either side of a ship's binnacle. The balls, which are iron, help offset magnetic shifts so the compass inside the binnacle remains pointed toward magnetic north. The two balls are traditionally mounted on brass arms, which were called 'monkeys' by sailors in the 18th and 19th centuries.

The phrase 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey' didn't rear its head into common usage until the 20th century. Original uses referred to 'freezing the tail of a brass monkey,' or 'melting the nose off a brass monkey,' and can be found in 19th century sailing texts like Herman Melville's "Omoo" ('...it was 'ot enough to melt the nose h'off a brass monkey....').

Again, while the exact meaning is unkown, the term has beeen definitively rejected by the Department of the Navy, the Oxford English Dictionary and other noted etymologists as describing a pyramid of cannonballs on a brass tray. Not only were they never used on board ship during the age of sail as they would have rolled everywhere with the rocking of the ship, but the balls and tray would expand and contract at nearly the same rate due to cold and heat, and therefore the stack would never have fallen apart due temperature change.
'Cold enough to freeze the tail off a brass monkey.'
by Sailor Clay May 18, 2009
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