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Matthew is a meth head
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Matthew

The absolute most wonderful Man in the entire world. Has big dick energy with the way that he plays his music and codes like a pro. Love this absolutely amazing man with your whole heart! Suck his dick too...
"That Matthew over there has big dick energy!"
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Matthew

MATTHEW GOT A HUGE DICK THAT LUCKY BASTERED
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Matthew Bussa

The Greatest Writer known to mankind. He starred alongside Blake Walker in the filmDecent People” (2008)
Woah! Matthew Bussa is so cool!!
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Matthew

Matthew’s not human
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
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Matthew

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.
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