Wednesday, March 22nd

Cosmo had an idea.

Cosmo: follow me into the TV, I have an idea!
Wanda: Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

by fjvjxyayvjc March 22, 2023

Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.

Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal

by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020

March 17 2023

Where today you get to have a relationship with a discord moderator

Have fun finding one though!

"what's today's date?" -Katherine

"It's March 17 2023" -Sarah

by peachyunc0l0 March 17, 2023

March 9 2004

when Alice was born

Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear

by alice's birthday January 3, 2020

March, 26, 2023

March, 26, 2023 is a very important day bc itz me birthday les go!!111!

yo its matmannn bday on March, 26, 2023

some kid: yea thats cool but I didnt ask

by MatMannn_ March 6, 2023

MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

march 16

The day god decided to make the worst people ever

Girl 1: that girl is SO rude as selfish i hate her!
Girl 2: it’s because she was born on march 16th
Girl 1: ö... that makes total sense now!

by hehe i hate you :) March 15, 2020