March, 26, 2023

March, 26, 2023 is a very important day bc itz me birthday les go!!111!

yo its matmannn bday on March, 26, 2023

some kid: yea thats cool but I didnt ask

by MatMannn_ March 6, 2023

Mega Masturbation March

Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.

girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.

by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023

March 17 2023

Where today you get to have a relationship with a discord moderator

Have fun finding one though!

"what's today's date?" -Katherine

"It's March 17 2023" -Sarah

by peachyunc0l0 March 17, 2023

March 22nd, 2013

The day the My Chemical Romance broke up

A sad day for music history and emos around the globe

Person 1: Why are they violently sobbing?
Person 2: My Chem broke up.
Person 1: I remember when I cried on March 22nd, 2013.

by GeeLuver March 22, 2023

Wednesday, March 22nd

Cosmo had an idea.

Cosmo: follow me into the TV, I have an idea!
Wanda: Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!

by fjvjxyayvjc March 22, 2023

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023

march 16

The day god decided to make the worst people ever

Girl 1: that girl is SO rude as selfish i hate her!
Girl 2: it’s because she was born on march 16th
Girl 1: ö... that makes total sense now!

by hehe i hate you :) March 15, 2020