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MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.
Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
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1st March 2024

Could it be?
On this day the 1st March 2024 something will happen.
by King Zero owner of da Universe October 24, 2023
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Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month
Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020
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March 22nd, 2013

The day the My Chemical Romance broke up

A sad day for music history and emos around the globe
Person 1: Why are they violently sobbing?
Person 2: My Chem broke up.
Person 1: I remember when I cried on March 22nd, 2013.
by GeeLuver March 22, 2023
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Wednesday, March 22nd

Cosmo had an idea.
Cosmo: follow me into the TV, I have an idea!
Wanda: Wednesday, March 22nd: Cosmo had an idea!
by fjvjxyayvjc March 22, 2023
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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020
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march 16

Girl 1: that girl is SO rude as selfish i hate her!
Girl 2: it’s because she was born on march 16th
Girl 1: ö... that makes total sense now!
by hehe i hate you :) March 15, 2020
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