Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.

After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!

by Smelissa Lockfart May 4, 2024

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Kentucky plug

Taking a tampon and filling it with Kentucky bourbon then using said Tampon as a butt plug

Goddammit Scott, not again! Use the Kentucky Plug!!

by Riddler5000 May 20, 2021

Kentucky plug

Plugging bloody holes with your thumb

She's on her period but I'll Kentucky plug it and go in the backdoor.

by Bigdabnug420 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

Sex position where you insert your thumb into your partners anus while they violently fart and poop.

Jenny had TacoBell for lunch, guess that means imma give her the Kentucky Plug tonight!

by Haludza May 20, 2021

Kentucky Conductor

Performing anal sex with the partner of your choosing after eating fried chicken and using the leftover grease as lube. The name comes from rear ends historically being referred to as a "caboose". Keeping with the theme, one of the participants must say "all aboard" at the beginning of the activity and "Choo choo" at their respective moment of climax. The receiving partner is also expected to say "Choo choo" when their hair is pulled

Kink enthusiasts can also incorporate using a drum stick as an improvised ball gag.

Cletus: "Man, I gave Tara Lynn the ol' Kentucky Conductor and she's been calling me 'Colonel' all week!"
Bubba: "That gives me an idea...."
Cletus: "...what's that drumstick for?"

by Kenny Fucking Powers! June 4, 2024

Kentucky Plug

When your girlfriend claims she can give you the "Kentucky Plug" it means she's a keeper, she's highly medically trained, and equally freaky XD so if anything happens I can guarantee she will put a thumb in it.

Woman: "hey baby, you wanna Kentucky plug tonight?"
Man: "of course! Ill go clean my barrel, and over pack my load"

by Skyler1 May 20, 2021