Lion King

when you cum on a girls forehead and then draw a line across the forehead with your thumb and whisper "Simba"

frank-"she told me i drew a line across her face with my cum and whispered "simba"

Joe-"ahh nice bro you gave her the ol' lion king"

by Brutus the Interpreter October 29, 2010

burger king

I got food poisoning from eating their food.

Fuck Burger King and their poorly cooked shit.

by kid July 22, 2003

Penguin King

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

by Scout November 17, 2003

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.

by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

King's Treatment

the best version of the blumpkin: while you're on the toilet a woman makes you a sandwich and gives you a beer, then gives you a blow job while you take a dump. (optional: some pot, football game on tv in bathroom)

guy 1: dude, i just got a king's treatment!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: something you'll never get.

by iwan the mexican December 24, 2009

Lion King

When your either receiving a blow job or having sex, you pull out of the girl and bust in a bowl. You then stick your thumb in the bowl, and wipe cum on the girls forehead. You then proceed to whisper "simba"

Yo my boy cisco gave this girl the lion king last night

by superman1043543 September 24, 2009

King Baby

I baby human child that is clearly dominant over other baby children. The biggest, strongest, fastest, and smartest baby. A baby that exists as a clear Monarch within a baby Royal Court. A dominant young adult can also be referred to as a KingBaby.

That baby over there is a King Baby.

You are a King Baby my friend.

I am the King Baby.

by YoungD527 May 18, 2009