noodle state

After several rounds in hot sauna (>212°F) and hole in the ice (>32°F) combo giving ultimate relaxation. Another description is 'legal high'.

My sauna is hot and I sawed a hole in the ice. Want to reach the noodle state?

by SaunaSherpa October 30, 2024

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empire state building

a sex move for a gay orgy. the first man, or foundation, lays with his back slanted, and puts his penis in the anus of the second man, floor 1. floor 1 then puts his penis in the anus of the third man, or floor 2. you keep adding floors until you eventually have the last man, or the roof. the roof is masturbating while being penetrated.

man one: hey boys, wanna do the empire state building tonight?
man two: sure, just let me be the roof
man one: ok

by CashMoneyK420 December 28, 2023

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Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020

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Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.

“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

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